Check it out
1. “You look familiar.”
This pick-up line as old as our independence. Boys use it all the time
2. “I only want to get to know you.”
He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.
3. “I just want us to be friends.”
The screensaver lie. He is still planning you.
4. “I’m single.”
Single = Less than 3 women.
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”
He is the “issue”.
6. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”
You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.
7. “She is just a friend.”
Yeah, they’ve been “friends” for 5 years and they have 2 children.
8. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”
haha, i know you've heard this line times without number, right?
9. “I’m not like other guys.”
He means he is worse. lolz
10. “I’d never cheat on you.”
He actually means he’ll never get caught. Cheating is in his DNA
11. “I love you.”
After just 5 minutes of meeting you, he loves you? Run for your life
12. “I’m ready for marriage.”
You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years.
credit: thebigtriceonline.com
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